New Jeans!

I bought new jeans yesterday. theyre nice.

mobile blogging? im gonna be sick.

So its 2:17am and a few things are keeping me awake

Is kayleigh asleep? Would it be rude to text her and ask knowing she has no credit to reply?
Am I the only one that knows that cabbages are giant brussel sprouts? This has terrified me for years.
What if Gene Simmons was in Motley Crue? Who would be in KISS?
Can I blog on my phone? Yes apparently and it sickens me hence the title...go look at it you'l see...told you!
Is Davie aware that he is a mountain? He is afterall about 9 foot 7.

So my blog aye? Forgot about this until roughly 12 hours ago when I found it again and realised I have no life and should probably invest in some form of social networking flare gun. Looking at my old posts brought back alot of memories, I wont go into them so just take my word for it ok.

Im getting a new matress on friday which is 1 day from now.

I still havent been to Portugal btw, I thought if I mentioned it enough someone would take me thare but apparently not so I can only assume planes have been banned by the government for being offensive to penguins and chickens...possibly jack russels as im fairly sure they wish they had wings due to their oversized ears.

I wonder how many people in the world are on LSD wanking to shania twain right now whilst listening to german techno? My guess is 7.

I have just remembered I have bacon.

Goodbye.

Seriously piss off!

Coming To You Burnt.

Before I begin let me make it known that I am in a very sleep deprived state, therefore this will be short and sweet.

Had a great day out today, managed to get the mates together for the beach just like we used to.
We sat all day listening to music ,having a laugh, digging holes for no reason and occasionally venturing into the sea. Overall I call today a success.
Invited the other Tuesday night crowd too, not many of them turned up although Giant did and shes the one I wanted there most out of my "6-7pm on a Tuesday crowd" so worked out alright I suppose.

I also learned today that sun, sand and fresh tattoo work do not mix.

Now I am lying on the couch half cooked and half dead with a dried up tattoo on my arm. Despite wearing sunblock I still managed to burn my face, neck, chest, back, arms, hands, legs and feet.

Next time we go to the beach I'm bringing a brolly!

I love these lazy Sundays

I really do except Im bored as hell and have been reduced to re-runs of The Simpsons, suppose its not too bad, I mean I still have all my limbs and none of my friends have died...although Davie is going to as I asked him not to be on my laptop for long and he decided to ignore this and sit on it all night. Needless to say he can fuck off if he thinks Im leaving him with it again without taking his legs as collateral.

Really need to start going to gigs again as I havent been in years think the last band I saw was Devildriver in 07 and thats not right!

Sat and had a jam with Davie last night, when I say a jam I mean he shredded my guitar and I made my bass cry from the pain I inflicted upon it. Victoria you shall be missed.

Oh my cat ran away! house is strangly quiet without him but Im sure he's somewhere better feasting on tuna,I refuse to report him missing as he might be dead and in that case Id rather not know.

Pulled a certain girl the other night which left me grinning like a bloody fool for hours and kept me up until the small hours, when I finally did sleep I bloody dreamt
about her!

Oh and it seems working out is making a comeback! already noticed a difference in myself, might only be a small change but its a start!

And on a final note I am long last getting work again, thanks be to cheese for this blessing it has bestowed upon me! moneymoneymoney.

Comin at ya in a towel!

I am in a towel hence the name, now its important you realise i am just out the bath and dont have some "wear a towel for the cat" fetish.

So as it stands lifes moving pretty well, got 2 jobs, had an interview for a third, cats still alive, im not homeless and i have 2 awesome mates at mine almost every night. All in all things are good.

Still liking a particular girl and so does her boyfriend sadly!

Hmm what else is going on...oh saw an old mate from school that hasnt spoke to me in years when i went for a job interview, turns out she works there and also turns out she was only being nice coz her boss was there...HA!

Slept in a make-shift tent in my living room last night...not very comfy but still was great to go camping...though there was a small black panther lurking around outside...i coulda died!

Oh yea was sucked into final fantasy so badly last night that i went to sit my coffee on the table and instead sat it in the air, which went on to fall and spill all over the FF case and pretty much everything within a half meter...including me and it was fucking hot!
Also never cleaning the couch again as i slashed my finger and bled so bad the downstairs neighbours drowned.

still in a towel, should get dressed
...dressing montage...
dressed, well half dressed.

Fuck lack of sleeps catching up with me so I'm ending this blog here.

Remember when Vee fancied his mum?

Been such a slow morning ,I swear someones hit the pause button on my life!
Couldn't sleep last night, got SOOO much on my mind and its driving me insane, wish I had someone I could talk to about it all but I'll just keep smiling and get on with it.
Its strange how I kinda feel lost when Helen n Gemma aren't around, I spend so much time with them I think we may start discussing mortgages shortly!

Leggats coming down on Tuesday for "juice and political discussion".
Really looking forward to it, never see the guy anymore due to "bus aids" ,its a risk I'm not willing to take as everyone knows sitting on a bus for two hours gives you aids.

Oh and got my next tattoo outlined, will get a pic up when its done.

I'll finish this with one of the funniest things ever said to me.
I'm staying at my mates about to go to sleep on the couch when her mother says "if you fancy something quick and easy in the morning Dani is just upstairs"
I almost died.

Teach Me To Whisper

More and More I feel like the time I spent with nixx was more of a curse than a blessing, not that she done anything wrong...that was me.
I think I grew used to always being in a relationship and always having someone there, I simply cannot get used to being alone knowing no-one cares about me and no-one is missing me, my life used to have direction, go to college and do a course i dont enjoy, get a job i wouldnt enjoy, buy a house and marry the girl i loved...simple.
Now i wake up each day and wander through the hours until its time to sleep again.
I wish Nixx and I hadn't met until now or simply had not met.

On a lighter note I had my closest friends from around here over for 6 nights this week which was awesome! Bob and I completed all 50 waves on Horde (Woot).
The coffee took a beating though so now im back to cheap shit...those bastards!
Opted not to sleep last night as Id just sleep all day so Ill just push through and hit the bed at like 10 tonight...or 9 as Ill most likely be zombied by then!

Laptop of DOOM has decided I cannot do anything besides open Google Chrome...even then it isn't happy about it.

Evidently T.V at 7am is awful.

Think i might experiment with my look today if nothing else is going on. Helen said "see you tomorrow" when she was leaving though so heres hoping it wasnt just a goodbye and we are actually meeting up!

"I tear my heart open just to feel"