So its 2:17am and a few things are keeping me awake
Is kayleigh asleep? Would it be rude to text her and ask knowing she has no credit to reply?
Am I the only one that knows that cabbages are giant brussel sprouts? This has terrified me for years.
What if Gene Simmons was in Motley Crue? Who would be in KISS?
Can I blog on my phone? Yes apparently and it sickens me hence the title...go look at it you'l see...told you!
Is Davie aware that he is a mountain? He is afterall about 9 foot 7.
So my blog aye? Forgot about this until roughly 12 hours ago when I found it again and realised I have no life and should probably invest in some form of social networking flare gun. Looking at my old posts brought back alot of memories, I wont go into them so just take my word for it ok.
Im getting a new matress on friday which is 1 day from now.
I still havent been to Portugal btw, I thought if I mentioned it enough someone would take me thare but apparently not so I can only assume planes have been banned by the government for being offensive to penguins and chickens...possibly jack russels as im fairly sure they wish they had wings due to their oversized ears.
I wonder how many people in the world are on LSD wanking to shania twain right now whilst listening to german techno? My guess is 7.
I have just remembered I have bacon.
Goodbye.
Seriously piss off!
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